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I am a Wise Ass
flightlessbovine
19/Male/South Africa
Why I Am Here
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Last Visit: 235 weeks ago
Bernard Willers
Art Zone
Personal Zone
Misc. Zone
This is the place where you can personalize your profile!
But, how?
By moving, adding and personalizing widgets.
You can drag and drop to rearrange.
You can edit widgets to customize them.
The left side has widgets you can add!
Some widgets you can only access when you get a premium membership.
Some widgets have options that are only available when you get a premium membership.
We've split the page into zones!
Certain widgets can only be added to certain zones.
"Why," you ask? Because we want profile pages to have freedom of customization, but also to have some consistency. This way, when anyone visits a deviant, they know they can always find the art in the top left, and personal info in the top right.
Don't forget, restraints can bring out the creativity in you!
Now go forth and astound us all with your devious profiles!
Thanks for the lovin' bernie, you're too good to me. Your big black ass is always welcome to log through my user-name. Remember to have some life with those TWO majors raping your ass, man, or are you raping them? New deftones, man, good and almighty lord WOW. It's amazing. Damn it. I'm trembling....and I'm going to see them live as well.
Have you ever had a dream, that you were so sure was real? What if you were unable to wake from that dream? How would you know the difference between the dream world and the real world?
What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire deviant life, that there's something wrong with the story. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad.
You take the blue pill, the story ends. Your browser closes and you believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in wonderland. And, I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
You rat...Why I oughtta...oooohh....don't get me started....you filthy beast....woooohhhhh....I'm agonna.....don't get me started....you dull moor....your cousins are gennets...your neices shall neigh to you...
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Peace
Beanmachine
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I am profound beyond meaning.
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I am profound beyond meaning.
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Peace
Beanmachine
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I am profound beyond meaning.
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very much appreciated!
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my lost bro ~earfight
What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire deviant life, that there's something wrong with the story. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad.
You take the blue pill, the story ends. Your browser closes and you believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in wonderland. And, I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
I offer only the truth, nothing more.
Take: The Red Pill
Take: The Blue Pill
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The Angry Deviant
Random Deviant
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I am profound beyond meaning.
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Peace
Beanmachine
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